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- Okay, bug, you got two choices.
- [bug buzzing]
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Either you fly outta here,
or you go out on a tissue.
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Hold on. Let me get the door.
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Spread the word out there,
Reba's house is off-limits to all pests.
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We're back!
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{\an8}San Antonio was muy bien.
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But I missed you. Did you miss me?
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Ooh!
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You could say I c-counted every minute,
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- every precious minute.
- Oh.
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Hey. Carl and Ann say hi.
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His dental practice is going crazy.
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Did you know, according to Smile magazine,
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San Antonio is the root canal
capital of the world?
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Sorry, we don't get Smile magazine.
We just get Frown.
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- It's such an interesting city.
- Mm.
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We went to the Alamo.
I asked them if they had a rental car.
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Oh.
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Kyra did that joke once. She was four.
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I love San Antonio.
Remember, we were gonna move there once.
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Yeah, well...
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Wait a minute.
Are you two thinking about moving?
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Now, Reba, don't get upset.
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Oh! [whooping]
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Well, I'm just excited for you guys.
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See, Carl's looking to take on a partner,
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- and I just--
- Oh, God bless him!
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I always did like Carl.
Oh, yeah, good, good man.
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Well, we even met with a realtor
and saw a few houses.
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It'll be so great to get out of our condo
into a big fancy home.
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One with one of those shiny refrigerators.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy, Barbra Jean.
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Remember the words we weren't gonna
use when we talked about buying a house...
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big, fancy, shiny?
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Hey, I'm flat broke. But if you're asking
me to sell everything I own
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and give you the money, consider it done.
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But I just hate the idea
of leaving you, buddy.
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[laughs]
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No, buddy.
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If you think we have fun together now,
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just imagine how wild it'd be
if we only see each other once a year.
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[quietly] Yes!
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You know, it is a fantastic opportunity.
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But, well, there's the kids.
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- Oh.
- I don't know.
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The idea of being four hours away
from them just doesn't feel right.
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Yeah, I understand.
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But Barbra Jean could still
move down to San Antonio.
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Hey, you're back.
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- We'll talk about this later.
- How was your trip?
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You mean our trip?
You mean the one to San Antonio?
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I almost forgot we went
because it was so unremarkable.
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I like your hair like that.
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The trip was great, sweetheart.
Thanks for asking.
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- Goodbye.
- Ooh!
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Dear sweet Reba.
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Seein' stars, seein' stars.
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Oh!
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- [door closes]
- So, how was school today?
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Interesting. Uh, I got this letter.
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Ooh, a letter from school.
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I used to have to sit down when Cheyenne
would bring me one of these.
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- Oh my gosh!
- Isn't it hilarious?
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Because I got a 4.0 in social studies,
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I was invited to the summer
semester in England.
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It's not hilarious, it's wonderful!
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And it's because you're such a good
student, and you like tea.
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Oh, and you'd get
school credit for it too.
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Yeah, it would have been nice.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What do you mean,
"it would have been nice"?
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- Don't you wanna go?
- Mom, come on.
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You've got five people
and a baby in this house.
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I don't think you've got
an extra 2,000 bucks lying around.
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Van eats that much every month in chips.
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But, hey, 2,000 isn't so much.
I mean, it's barely a thousand.
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Plus another thousand.
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Oh, Reba, I got to the car,
and I just missed you so much.
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Kyra, hand me that flyswatter over there.
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[theme song playing]
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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[clacking]
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{\an8}Thanks for letting me sell lemonade, Mom.
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{\an8}Oh, sure, Jake. How'd it go?
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{\an8}- Good.
- What's this?
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{\an8}I want it to go for Kyra's trip.
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{\an8}Oh, Jake, you sweet little boy.
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{\an8}Oh!
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{\an8}You know how much
it would mean to Kyra to get
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{\an8}to go on this trip, don't you?
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{\an8}No. I just know if she goes,
she won't be here.
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{\an8}- I know.
- I mean, I couldn't believe her.
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{\an8}- She was, like, totally rude.
- I know.
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{\an8}And I'm, like,
"You're being totally rude."
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{\an8}I know. And she was, like,
"I'm not being rude. You're being rude."
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{\an8}Did you see me when she said that?
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{\an8}"Oh, yeah, we're the ones being rude."
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{\an8}And did you see me? I'm like, "Oh!"
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{\an8}She's all, "Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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And I'm like... I'm like... [scoffs]
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It's a good thing
you let him do the talkin'.
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Mom, the university's making me
take classes this summer.
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I bet I know why. 'Cause they're rude.
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No, they say if I don't
take classes this summer,
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I won't have enough credits
to be full-time.
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- You took all your courses, didn't you?
- Yeah, of course I did.
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And I finished most of 'em.
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- Most?
- Mrs. H,
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she had American literature
at 8:30 in the morning.
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You can't study American
literature that early.
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They should have called it
Early American literature.
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So you've been dropping classes?
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Do you have any idea
how much those classes cost?
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Yeah, I do... now.
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I mean, I guess I just...
I didn't think about it then.
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So is it okay
if I take classes this summer?
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Sure. It's fine with me.
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Why don't you see if they have a class on
keeping your head out of your butt?
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You know, I don't think they do, or my
counselor would have told me about it.
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What I mean is, Mom,
I need to borrow the money.
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Sorry, kiddo. Any cash I can find
is going towards Kyra's trip.
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Your dad came up with half of it,
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and I'm just one lemonade sale away
from coming up with my half.
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But then I won't be a full-time student.
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I got news for you, Bubbles, you're not.
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Mom, we're gonna lose our day care.
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- What?
- If I'm not a full-time student
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Elizabeth loses her spot
at the day-care center.
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And we might not get her back in
for a couple of years.
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That's what the rude lady told us.
And then she's all, "Duh!"
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And I'm, like, "Hey--"
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Mom, if we can't use the day-care center,
I can't go to college at all.
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[sighs] Why do these things always
come up when I'm out of money?
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Why am I always out of money?
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, yeah, but look. What I'm saying is
if my card is already at my credit limit,
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then the obvious answer
is to raise my limit.
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Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I am
making more money now. I got a raise.
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- One million dollars a year.
- [dial tone]
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- Hello?
- [knocking]
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Reba, I gotta talk to you fast.
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- Me first.
- Make it snappy.
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Okay, I need a favor,
and it's a really big favor,
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one that would seem more natural
if we were still married or I had a gun.
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But I need you to lend me
my half for Kyra's trip.
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Oh, Reba.
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Oh, come on, Brock. I'll pay you back.
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I'll pay you back with interest.
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Okay, maybe I won't,
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but I'll pay you back with gratitude.
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Something came up at Cheyenne's school.
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Reba, you know I'd help if I could,
but this is a really bad time for me.
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And not my usual bad time
where I'm just pretending it's a bad time.
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I am tapped out.
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Yeah, tapped out like when you pay
50 bucks for a game of golf.
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Fifty? You know where I can play for 50?
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We put a down payment on a house.
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[gasps] You did it!
You're buying a house in San Antonio?
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- Well, not exactly.
- Well, where is it then?
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- [beeps]
- Twenty-six seconds door to door.
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We kinda bought the house
around the corner.
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Hey, neighbor.
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You gonna trim those hedges
out front or what?
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No! What happened to San Antonio?
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You were supposed to buy
the house in San Antonio!
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Four hours away, not 28 seconds.
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Twenty-six.
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And that's in heels. [smacks lips]
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San Antonio would have been great.
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And I would have doubled my income,
but I couldn't leave my kids.
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Oh, Reba, this is so exciting.
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You and me, working together
in our community.
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You know what we should do first?
Organize a Neighborhood Watch group.
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Why? It's too late for that now.
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Honey, aren't we lucky to live
right around the corner
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- from a stand-up comedian?
- Oh, yeah.
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You are gonna emcee
the block party, Shecky.
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[laughs]
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- Barbra Jean, honey, uh, listen.
- Yeah.
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I've gotta talk to Reba about something
else. Could you go back to the house?
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Oh, sure. You know, I bet I can beat
my record of 26 seconds
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if you let me hop your fence
in the backyard.
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Oh, honey.
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I don't think our realtor
needs to see that.
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- Spoilsport.
- Yeah.
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Oh, hey, Reba, you wanna hear
something really wild?
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If I stand on my toilet
in my upstairs bathroom,
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I can see right into
your bedroom window. [squeals]
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Kids, we're movin'.
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Leave your stuff. Just get in the car!
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Van, registration is today.
We have to go in there. Come on.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's take
the baby with us, so she can't hit us.
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Van, why are you being so nervous?
She said she'd give us the money.
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I know. Just I have a feeling
it's coming with a big lecture.
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And sometimes when your mother
is giving us a big lecture,
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and she wants to emphasize a point,
she likes to give me one of these.
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- Come on.
- [groans]
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- Uh, hey, Mom.
- Hey.
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Whatcha doin'?
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Mom, today's the day that I have to
register, you know, for those classes.
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- It's on the table.
- This is really, really great of you.
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- Uh-huh.
- Okay, so, um,
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I guess that we'll go to registration.
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Thank you.
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Thanks, Mrs. H. You know what's funny?
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We thought you were gonna
give us a big lecture.
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What?
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- Van!
- What?
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No. No, nothing. Nothing. No.
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- Sit down.
- [whimpers] My bad.
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A lecture?
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Why would I give you a lecture?
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I mean, if I gave you a lecture and you
didn't like it, you'd just drop it, right?
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Oh, good one.
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I mean... I mean, bad one.
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I mean, shut up, Van.
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Mom, I swear,
we feel really terrible about this.
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There's nothing you're gonna say to us
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that we haven't already said.
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It's also nothing that I haven't told you
ten times over the last year.
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What I'm waiting for,
Cheyenne, is for you to listen.
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What I'm waiting for is you two to get it!
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It's not like I'm trying
to screw up my life on purpose, Mom.
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Here's the thing, child. People don't
have to try to screw up their lives.
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Screwing up is easy.
Some people have a gift for it.
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The hard part is trying not to screw up.
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Not to screw up. Got it.
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Sit down.
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You asked me a while ago what I was doing.
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I was making macaroni and cheese.
Do you know why?
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Because it's Kyra's favorite meal.
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And today I have to tell her that
she's not gonna get to go to England.
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Something she wants and deserves.
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And I'm trying to make up for it
by making her macaroni and cheese.
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It's not fair!
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[yells]
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I'm sorry, Mom. I really am.
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You still love me, right?
246
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I will always love you, Cheyenne.
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[clenched teeth] No matter what.
248
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I'm afraid I'm making a big mistake
by bailing you out all the time.
249
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Maybe it'd be best
if I just let you fall on your butt.
250
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And if it wasn't for Elizabeth,
I swear I would.
251
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Oh, Mrs. H, we are gonna
be more responsible. Okay?
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We... We're gonna be adults
from now on, starting today.
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You'll see.
254
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Mom has the keys.
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We'll walk.
256
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♪ I'm not a baby child
And I look fresh dipped ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm all that and a bag of chips ♪
258
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Mom, hi.
259
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I was just listening to something.
260
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Yeah, I heard. And you, young lady,
have a very good voice.
261
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Yeah, right. You can tell you don't know
anything about music.
262
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Well, it's about an hour before dinner,
so I brought you some pinwheels.
263
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They're your favorites, right?
264
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- Yeah, they are.
- Great.
265
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:16,498
Wait. Dinner's in an hour,
yet you're letting me have cookies?
266
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- Right.
- Before dinner?
267
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Don't tell Mom. Here, have a pinwheel.
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Yeah. [chuckles]
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Mmm, these are good.
I can see why they're your favorites.
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Mm-hmm.
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From now on,
they're officially my favorite too.
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I'm nuts about these things.
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I'm not gonna be able to go, am I?
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No.
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- Look, Kyra--
- Mom. Mom.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Look, sweetie, I'm sorry.
I know you're very disappointed.
278
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Yeah, I am, but I knew the money
wasn't gonna come together.
279
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See? It pays to be a pessimist.
280
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But thanks for trying, Mom.
281
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[chuckles]
282
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Boy, it'd be nice
if this could stop right here.
283
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What do you mean?
284
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Honey, the money did come together.
285
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Then why can't I go?
286
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I had to give the money
to Cheyenne for summer session.
287
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:43,002
She dropped so many classes,
she was gonna lose Elizabeth's day care.
288
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- [scoffs]
- I made macaroni and cheese.
289
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Oh, come on, sweetie. Let it out.
290
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I know you're mad. Don't keep mad inside.
291
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I mean, you gotta let it out.
It's like a sneeze.
292
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No, I'm not mad. It's okay, Mom, I get it.
293
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I know I always give Cheyenne a hard time.
294
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You know, because it's so easy.
295
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But I sort of feel bad for her, you know?
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She had this great life going,
297
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and now there's a really
tough road ahead of her.
298
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But it's not fair to you.
299
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,457
It's life. And whoever said
life was fair, right?
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Oh, honey.
301
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,253
No, life isn't fair.
302
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Things that shouldn't come up, come up.
303
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And people who deserve
to get things, don't get 'em.
304
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And people who shouldn't
buy houses, buy 'em.
305
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You know what else?
306
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Most of the kids going on
that trip are geeks anyway.
307
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[quietly] Oh, boy.
308
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[B.J.] Reba!
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00:17:56,784 --> 00:18:00,954
Hey! I can see you from this bathroom too.
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00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,470
Well-- Oh! [grunts]
311
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,099
Hey there, homeowner.
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I don't believe I heard a knock.
313
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,896
What? Are you kiddin'?
314
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You pop into my house
uninvited anytime you want,
315
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,651
and you have the nerve to say that to me?
316
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,402
I was jokin'.
317
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So was I.
318
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This place is cool, Dad.
319
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:44,248
Yeah, well, it'll look a lot better
once we get all our furniture in.
320
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:48,001
You're gonna have furniture? What a waste.
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00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,046
[chuckles] Hey, Reba.
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- Thanks for stopping by.
- Yeah.
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00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:56,135
Yeah, but, uh, no housewarming gift?
324
00:18:57,344 --> 00:19:00,764
Oh, wait a minute. Here you go.
325
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:02,766
Oh, matches?
326
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:06,395
Yeah, and they told me it's best to
keep them in a big old pile of oily rags.
327
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,274
You just can't turn it off,
can you, Phyllis Diller?
328
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,901
[laughing]
329
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So, how'd it go with Kyra?
330
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:18,615
Well, it was actually kind of sweet.
331
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I crushed her dream of going to England,
332
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,202
then I coughed up a cookie.
333
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:26,290
I guess some mothers just have
a special way of doing things.
334
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:30,043
Yeah. You know, Kyra and I were having
a rough time there for a while.
335
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:33,463
I think we turned a corner. I really
think it's gonna be different now.
336
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,508
- Good.
- Fancy house, Dad.
337
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:37,426
Oh, you like it?
338
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,428
Barbra Jean just around
the corner from Mom?
339
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,096
- I love it.
- Oh.
340
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:43,724
I know. Isn't it wonderful?
341
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,978
So, Reba, you want me to give you
the five-cent tour?
342
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,606
- Do I get the special headphones?
- No, I just talk.
343
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,318
Can I get the special headphones?
344
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,198
Oh, you are gonna be
so jealous of my house.
345
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,324
Come on.
346
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,620
Look how clean my windows are.
347
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,759
Hey, honey, I'm sorry about your trip.
348
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,344
It's just the way things are.
349
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,639
You know, your mom told me
that you handled the news really well.
350
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,141
She is so proud of you, and so am I.
351
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,268
Thanks.
352
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,855
I'll find a way to make this up
to you, Kyra. I swear.
353
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:36,109
Actually, I already thought of a way.
354
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:39,821
I wanna move in with you and Barbra Jean.
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